7.8.08

Mr. Muruges…!! KA-03 C 1785


I was late.. Damn Late.. Network was up... Routers working fine but I was late and missed the company bus .This was not the first time I missed the company bus.
‘Electronic City, Electronic City’, shouted one cab driver. I came out of my reeling thoughts, darted towards and was soon in cab. Oh man. Comfortable enough to attend team meeting held every Monday, I was kinda relieved.

It was a white Indica, worn out at few spots through the rude Bangalorean Traffic. Well cushioned seats welcomed passengers. A Karthikeyan Idol was on dashboard. And a small pic of Rajinikanth stuck on a window. A card hung read Name: Muruges age: 25’ about the cab driver bearing the driver’s passport sized pic. A recent one.’ Typical cab driver’ I thought to myself.

I was seated in front seat. The driver cussed ‘Damn these politicians. No peace of mind. MFs have created havoc amongst kannadigas and tamilians’. I looked at him. He was in plain white faded uniform. A dark face with oiled curly hair with bushy locks, sharp nose and small eyes. Moustache was dominant on his face and was demanding a reply from me. Yes, that’s why they are politicians ‘I said. I usually start getting socialized with people but this time the driver had started. May be I was little dumb that day. He introduced himself with his name in tamilian accent. Gave his hand and shook my hand, he was devil in balance at traffic. He’s a master at driving I noticed.

That was the first time I met him. I kept missing my busses and he would be there to drop me. I got to know lot about him. He’d left his home at Salem for good, seeking his future in Bangalore. Had a DL, so drove people from places to places. The earning would go to owner of the car and he’d get part of the earning for him and thus made a living He’d said. We discussed movies, politics, Cricket …He was kept up with all sorts of information. I noticed He was a big, all time movie buff.. He’d explain me stories of movies with lots of exaggerations and never ever got into climax. He’d keep it Suspense and would insist me watching it. Choreography, camera motions, narration he analyzed everything about movie. I bet if he was in celluloid, he would mint money. Muruges was a character. I liked him for his innocence and simplicity. A chat with him would make my day .May it be praising someone’s kindness, sympathy for unprivileged or blasting corrupt cops with obscenities of course at their back , he was just super man..
‘MF cops would snatch all money we earn, they shall go to hell. Sir, you just see, someone will run his vehicle over this particular cop and soon he‘ll be a history Muruges used to cuss. His face real serious and voice like a ghost. Sometimes he would enquire me about my salary I draw. I always kept it secret. Poor guy tried all tricks in bag, but always failed. I will definitely get the information about your salary, Sir’ he’d owe. I chuckled.

For some days I used to get into company bus on time. Life with networks man. You will forget yourself. Configurations, system balancing and protocols ooffff. Muruges was forgotten. Sometimes I kept searching for his cab on roads while I was traveling on bus.
But alas, not a sight. It was few months altogether.


It was a Saturday and was raining; I just had shopped and was waiting for any damn vehicle to move me to my place. Couple of dresses and an umbrella, with a good bargain were in my bag. And lo a familiar cab stopped near by . It was my good old friend Muruges .I thanked him for noticing me. I smelled something bad with him. No usual smile, no usual talkative gesture. I never saw him like that. He was in bad shape.
What happened Tambi..? I enquired. (Tambi means brother in Tamil I would address Muruges sometimes, he felt happy he said) .He was weak. Face was pale and really was not the same Muruges I met months ago. Why god is cruel with me Sir? he demanded as if I was god. ‘I lost my dad when I was kid and wanted to study and become someday employee of a big company like you. I could not.’ I had no answer.
‘I had to take up responsibilities of feeding my family, three sisters and two younger brothers. I never complained with god. I loved them and they loved me and I was happy ‘

I still had no idea what he was about to tell. I kept calm. I observed he was too emotional and could not be controllable. He continued ‘Sir, you remember Pramila?’ ya sort of, yes I remembered. Pramila was his lady love. Somewhere in Bangalore she worked for petty shop. He had mentioned many a time. I used to see a spark in his eyes and gradual change in his voice whenever he spoke about Pramila. He never used to skip his duties for Rajini Movies but yes, he had skipped few days of work for his soul mate, Pramila. ‘Yes I remember her tambi ‘I said, ‘what happened to her?

He cried. I said him to park the car nearby. I was getting late, but not a problem. Besides Muruges needed me. Darted at a juice shop ordered for couple of water melon juices. Muruges still was inconsolable. Eyes had become puffy. Drank the juice slowly, and was ok after couple of gulps. ‘She is getting married this month end ‘he admitted. ‘Geez, Love failure uh? ‘ I said to myself. He continued she doesn’t call me now a days, when I called her she refused my love ..Sir , it was really unfair with me. I loved her so much ..and now She is getting married .. ‘ He sighed, took a deep breath and continued
‘ problem is not with she getting married sir, she refused my love for her , that I could not digest… I love her … now how shall I forget her? ‘

It was a tough question. Real damn uncrackable mystery. I had no answer.I could not even come up with a positive note for the poor chap. I myself have troubled days finding the answer. The puzzle, a zigzag puzzle of arranging broken split heart…!!! Tough one.
Rain had stopped.

It was long time I met him since then. My life was moving on with same stupid devices and configurations. I earned bread and butter. Life was cool with me. Again one day I missed company bus.

Muruges, was in driving seat. But this time different. Same cheerful smile. And same talkative gesture. ‘Sir, I am returning to Salem forever.. I got a good job there .’ I was not in terms to accept that. But he was happy. What about Pramila ?’ I enquired . She is happy with her husband; I saw them near forum last time, Sir. I am too thinking of getting married..SirHe was confident. Stern eyes with crystal clear voice. That was the time, first time ever I reached so soon. No traffic jams, no signals and no street fights. ‘
I will not be meeting you again I guess Sir, it was nice meeting you sir, you are a gem of person , spoke with a person like me too.. You are really warm………..

I was in my own thoughts. ‘What should I say ? should I stop him to stay in Bangalore ? or congratulate him for forgetting Pramila and moving on with life ? ‘ I was confused and was paying the fare . Muruges refused the fare and enquired about my salary for the last time. :)

I refused to disclose it. And told him next time he meets I’d tell him. He smiled Sir, If I am blessed with a son or daughter I would really make them as you , a Software Engineer’ His teeth were visible, most of them. He waved his hand and disappeared from my sight to the place unknown as I Stood there with 10 bucks in my hand…………….


I was standing there stupefied..!! He forgot ‘her’ and moving on with his life..!! What a Climax.. probably I should have disclosed about my salary .. to mess with his climax..!;)

7.7.08

Life with Username and Password..


Username : vazudew
Password : **************



Yup..! I just logged in…

You know, the world has shifted from “open-ness” to private space. Everything comes with a username and password. No wonder one day you can see newborn too having her own username and password..!!

I am done with these everyday credentials. I am almost falling short of passwords. No I can not use the same password for all accounts coz it constrains my creativity. And having only one password also makes me scared to think what if the so called hacker gets to unlock one of my account and follows same password for unlocking all my accounts ? J . I remember in my kid hood days I used to win those “Memorizing games” but now I doubt myself..!! :)

Besides how to manage usernames? What about having an algorithm for generating a username and password duads? What if we forget the algorithm itself? Recently I came across a funny situation :) A gentleman had come to one of nationalized, reputed bank. He had problem with his password for internet banking. He demanded for the password and really got pissed off knowing the fee for freezing his account and getting a fresh password. So this man started re-collecting the algorithm to retrieve the password (He must be software professional as he had an algorithm for password and also he dint want to pay the bank fee ...!). He got his pen and paper to start with to find the password. It reminded me of Sherlock Holmes stories. It was like a kid without caring for its well being, resolved to crack the puzzle. He started off with the bank’s name, account number, his wife’s and gal friend’s maiden name, some constant number he used for banking purposes. Oh man..!! It was a function of so many parameters.. Will he succeed?

Nope.. Poor guy ended up having password for his ATM account. No, he still tried (I guess he must be from Testing team) and also included some more missing parameters and No, he still could not. At last he paid the bank fee and left the place immediately getting fresh password. I got impressed with him for his stubbornness to save couple of hundreds, the meticulous brain behind solving algorithm. Later on I was told that, he had forgotten his passwords many times as his algorithm was not stabilized and has spent lots of money retrieving the password. Pity on him..!


It also reminds of Joey of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. fame who always used to write his ATM password on ATM box itself?? Are there any alternate solutions? Gals really get impressed with dudes with many gadgets and cards .I pity those guys for the amount of username password they have to maintain for the security


Yup I do agree, everyone needs private space and it should not be invaded by intruders. Credentials are of great importance for doing so. May it be for ATM card, E –mail account or even for personal desktops as all these involves with a person’s privacy.
Security is a big issue. Lots of work is going on in this field .People are coming up with concepts like cryptology and coding. But isn’t that just too much for common beings to digest?

Imagine this…

You are in a public place and you want to attend nature’s call very urgently..
You enter a public toilet and the door is demanding some crap 7 digit password
Which obviously you can not guess then..!!!

What you will do ??
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The public place referred above IS NOT IN INDIA..!!! J


12.6.08

SARDARS


Sardars..!! Let me tell You, I fantasize watching them. The turban, face with beard and moustache, the metallic bracelet, the machismo and the “happy-go-lucky” kinda personality…!! I just love ‘em.

No I had never met them in person earlier; remote part of southern India can never expect them too. All I had imagined about them was from movies or media and of course joke books which all showed them as silly fools with brain no better than dogs..!!

Do u guys remember the movie “Border “? Featuring sunny deol, who played a patriot sardar. It was also memorable for it was released on 50 th anniversary of Indian independence. I also remember there was a tragedy in Delhi, one of the theatres caught fire and people were suffocating to death and there was commotion all over. And there was this sardar Capt Manjinder Singh Bhinder, who rescued 150 people and doing so he perished along with his son and wife..!! Such a heroic act..!! Only A SARDAR CAN…!!!

I do agree for years together they were made butt of all the nasty jokes. T.v., radio channels and SMSes with sardar jokes pocketed loads of money, and still continuing. Come on folks..Are they that silly?Aren’t we seeing IPS officers and the army personnel with turbans? IIT ians, IASian all u can see are the turban singhs.SINGH IS THE KING.!

Sardars treat you as their family. You can have all sorts of fun.. They are perfect example for maintaining relations. You mess with them and you are not sorry for it .? Boss you will be surely in trouble as you deserve it. I had couple of sardar friends who hug every time we meet. Every Sundays at gurudwara chanting prayers.. Oh man they are too much of devotional. They will be too much committed to what ever they do. Oh man I love ‘em for that…


Next time you meet sardars, appreciate their way of wearing turban though its heavy and sounds burden. Thank them, for someone in their family has served our country’s defense or has contributed towards agriculture. Observe them while they pray, their head bowing , lips chanting , ensuring their faith towards almighty …!! Probably you too fall in love with them..!!

JO BOLE SO NIHAAL…. SAT SREE AKAAL..!!!