New year wishes to you and your family !
Its 2011,so thought of sharing with you some “REMIXED”moral stories befitting today s times . Hope you like them.
All these moral stories are imagined to have happened in Bangalore.
The Hat Seller and Monkeys
One evening,our own hat seller, again makes way towards Banashankari III stage,after a hectic day of “No Sale” of hats. He had made sure that he roamed every traffic signal,convinced every software engineer,real estate agents about this cool cow-boy hats he flaunted. But alas, no buyers.
As the sun started to set,he feels drowsy. He comforts himself under a fly-over under construction.Arranges bag of hats beside him and drops himself to eternal happiness of sleep.
After almost an hour later hat seller wakes up and sees that some monkeys around him have emptied his bag of hats,wearing them. His hat, too is stolen away.
After giving enough time to thoughts, hat seller takes some paper sheets out and writes something on them. Distributes these papers to every monkey and in return monkeys return their hat to the hat seller.!
Moral : If you allure any Bangalorean with 60X40 sites for free, he does anything for you. After all these are monkeys, why not they return hats for the same offer ?
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The Fox and grapes.
This fox escapes from Bannerghatta Zoo, fed up with the way they treat animals. It keeps running ,panting and making sure that none chasing it. Thank god! There are so many street dogs that none took special interest to identify this fox.Some street dogs admired the fox for its shiny complexion.
All said and done,fox now feels hungry. And it darts towards green pasture. A tall plant bearing green grapes, is standing there. Fox starts drooling…
But fruit bunch is at too high. Fox now plans to go Rajinikanth’s way. Into action.
It jumps to get it, coiling and re-coiling itself. Tries every smart moves it knows. Show jumping,liverpool,dry ditch… but No !
Suddenly it notices some shiny paper at the stemmy part of plant.
It visits Food world near by,pampering itself with couple of grape juice milkshakes.
Moral : Never lose your sodexho coupons. Someone will use it, for sure.
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The River goddess and Mobile phone owner.
A Gujarati business man with his wife and kids visit Hebbal lake for a family outing on a weekend. They spend time boating, speaking sweet nothings . His naughty kids enjoy watching “koochi- koo” sessions of young couples, hiding from public.
When Gujarati and his family returns home,he finds that his phone is missing. After thorough search he decides to visit hebbal lake again, this time alone.
He suspects that he might have dropped his phone into lake waters. He stands there helpless, sobbing.
There appears a bright flash, a beautiful woman standing in front of him introduces herself to be a River goddess. First she shows latest BlackBerry smart phone supporting 3G with long battery life and asks the businessman whether he owns it. Businessman snarls and goes “No!”.
River Godess later flashes, an Apple iPhone-4 with all necessary accessories, and again the businessman denies him owning it.
At the end, having no choice left, River goddess displays an old dull Nokia 7210.The gujarati gets so excited to see his mobile phone and pleads River goddess to give his mobile phone back.
Surprised Goddess asks why he did not opt for plush gadgets but to this dumb piece instead. The businessman replies. Satisfied with the reply, River goddess offers all the mobile phones to the smarty and disappears.
Moral : Bijiness (Business) happens with contacts and NOT by posh gadgets.
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A Father and his three sons
An old dying father, calls up all his three “legal” sons. Having spent many years into business, growing his assets from nothing to everything,raising his family, the old man recalls his deeds. Now being at final stages of his life, he shares his assets amongst his three children.
But, odd asset being a Full duplex house in HSR layout and not willing to damage it, old man plans a task for his sons. Old man remembers that he had seen many movies in his life time and there is no movie NOT seen by him. He orders whoever makes him watch an unseen movie,he would grant the posh home to that son.if not, he promises that the home would go to his second young wife.
Chucking, First son gets a DVD of Govinda’s movie. The old man rubbishes him saying he has seen the movie and not just that he quotes some dialogues of the movie as proof.
The third son,comes home with an old Justus Barnes movie. The old man watches the movie till the end,but discloses the climax before the movie ends,there by establishing the fact that he has seen the movie. Both the sons feel lost, and all of them will be awaiting for second son.
Two weeks get over, not a sight of second son.The old man sighs and hopes that he would still have something to gift his second wife.
He returns with a CD of a movie at last. Whole of the family watches the movie.Surprisingly , let alone old man, none has seen that movie. The second son wins luxurious home,unconventionally.
Moral : Kannada movies.! Of course.
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The Frog and Daughter of Corporator
Deepika,beautiful daughter of Karunappa,corporator of murugesh palya was worried. She had no serious boy friends. No guy with whom she had infatuations took care of her, neither dared propose her.Guys, who had crush on her feared her father for being powerful man.So, Deepika was alone.
“Happy Birthday” she heard someone shouting. A speaking frog.! She was surprised.Yes, it was her birthday that day and the little frog had wished. She was moved.
Double curious, as frog could speak and also for knowing her birthday, Deepika questioned.But Frog smiled and jumped into waters. For that day, she was very happy.
Few days later, she saw the frog pulling a stalk of lotus. Frog had got it as a gift for her as she liked the lotuses. Deepika was again surprised,accepted the flower, blushingly. The frog again vanished into dark waters.
Deepika, for the whole night was thinking about the frog. How it knew so much about her, how the frog made subtle moves to win her heart. She fell in love with the frog.
It was Feb 14. She got up hearing her favorite song “……….. “ sung by the little frog again. Deepika is again surprised. How come the frog probably could know so much about her?
It was there near her blanket, with ugly sloppy skin,triangular head and a yucky smell. But Deepika was in love ! Love which is blind and insensitive to smell too !
She kissed the frog on its lips. A tight one…
The frog changed into a six feet , fair man who was also a Software Engineer….!!
Moral : Dude, get into Social Networking sites, you will get every damn info, about her birthday, her favorite flower, favorite song….
